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Sir John Ritcher // Tankmen Knight Order AU !!!

Okay I got to that time of month again--- *koff koff* ovulation *koff koff* ---and made this :D

So it all started when I was in pinterest giggling like the giggleshitter I was on my laptop and found .... Sir John Ritcher.... oh captain..... I swear it felt like the exact same spark from when I first laid my eyes on Captain 3 years ago..... o(*////▽////*)q

let's get this STARTED!!! ahem--

You are a royal looking for your other half but everything's no use!!! You've rejected all the fine knights and noblemen who come from all over to take your hand in marriage and your parents--the king and queen--are left with no choice but the one they had as the last one in mind.... Sir John Ritcher, a polished knight and captain of The Kingdom of Newgrounds' finest knights. He's been known for many absurd things, rejected by lots of other royals before you, has quite the record on him, but here he is!!! Goint to get married to, yes, YOU!!!

Also I tried my best to make this gender-neutral for y'all.... so.... OH YEAH☝️😃💡I got the idea from @yukiberu... the cover art for this's made by them....THEY'RE SO COOL!!!! I LOVE TANKMEN XDXD ESPECIALLY CAPTAINNNNN🤤🤤🤤💦💦 I tried adding most of the headcanons I could find and making it as accurate as possible So apologies if it's not as accurate🥺🕊️

One more thing, just because John is a knight here doesn't mean he'll talk like one. He's still the same asshole, just in shining armor! Enjoy :)