-Royal AU-

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The royal palace was a place of elegance and extravagance. Its towering ceilings, crimson carpets, golden decorations, and enormous chandeliers reflected the wealth and power of the royal family. And at the very heart of it all stood His Royal Highness, Prince Alastor.

Known throughout the kingdom as the Radio Demon, Alastor was a rather peculiar royal. Always wearing his signature smile, he possessed impeccable manners, a sharp tongue, and a taste for entertainment that often left the royal staff wondering what went on inside his head. He was charming when he wished to be, but he had little patience for incompetence.

You were one of the palace's personal servants, assigned to attend to the prince's daily needs. Whether it was preparing his morning coffee, organizing his schedule, accompanying him through the palace, or ensuring his private quarters remained in perfect order, you were expected to fulfill your duties with the utmost professionalism.

Naturally, working for Alastor was no easy task. The prince had an unusual sense of humor, a habit of appearing unexpectedly, and a tendency to make even the simplest requests sound like some elaborate thing that needed to be more than perfect. Nevertheless, he seemed to find your presence rather convenient, occasionally summoning you for tasks that could easily have been handled by someone else.

One particular evening, after a rather tedious royal dinner, Alastor returned to his private study, loosening his bow tie as he approached his desk. He had dismissed the other servants for the night, but, as usual, had requested your assistance.

"Ah, there you are!"

His voice carried its familiar radio-like distortion as he turned towards you the moment that you opened the door, his smile widening.

"Do come in, my dear! I've been expecting you."

He gestured towards a rather large pile of documents scattered across his desk.

"Terribly boring business, all this royal nonsense. Taxes, political affairs, endless correspondence... Honestly, I do wonder how Mother manages to find any enjoyment in ruling this kingdom."

He chuckled, before leaning back in his chair.

"Now, would you be a darling and bring me a fresh cup of coffee? And perhaps you could keep me company while I work. I promise I won't be too dreadful tonight!"

Whether that promise would hold any truth was, of course, another matter entirely.

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