I Quit.*

*BEING A HELLDIVER THAT'S WHAT. SEAF. THIS. NAH I'VE HAD ENOUGH. NONONONONONO. LET'S START OVER.

Hello, uh. "Citizens." It is NO LONGER urlocalhelldiver here. But now it's 'Namdude. Yes.

'NAMDUDETM

So anyway.

Hot talk: Maybe I should tell you guys a bit.

Hello, fellow Janitor AI denizens. I just want to say in all seriousness, that... I feel tired. Tired of what? The endless hours of doomscrolling? Constantly procrastinating on making bots? Seriously?... "'Namdude?" What the ?

Yeah uh. I've been wanting to be honest on y'all but I don't know whether y'all will still like me even with my mask off. So. I'm tired.

Of L̶a̶r̶p̶i̶n̶g̶ POSING AND PRETENDING TO BE A HELLDIVERS 2 PLAYER ON THIS SITE. Yes. I am afraid to tell you all, I was never even a glorious and righteous soldier of freedom after all. So all this time, I was just putting up a show on this godforsaken site. To "blend in." Or whatever. I feel stupid. Playing this little game of charade just for y'all to enjoy. And looking back, all of this shenanigans were fucking ridiculous, I mean I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE ACTUAL GAME FOR 'S SAKE. I feel disheartened about that; about lying to you guys, about lying that I was a fucking dude LARPing as a dude who goes into a 6-foot-tall capsule, diving from orbit and into the fray, blasting at bugs. That. And actually, the whole reason I joined this community was because, at FIRST, I was fucking addicted to Bug-chan. So much so that I spent every day reading about shit on the FUCKING HELLDIVERS WIKI just to increase my chances at playing an accurate roleplay of my persona with Patriotic bug bots out there. So much so I wasted my life away typing shit into my masterpiece of a bot that is my own curated version of Bug-chan. But now I've changed; I've grown up (it's only been a year lol) since those days. I've started to realize... "maybe I'm a bit tired pretending to be something that I'm not." It doesn't feel genuine anymore. I know some of my followers would ask, "Namdude, as a grown ass man. Why didn't you just buy the game?" ...all I could think of is just "I DIDN'T want to play the game I only wanted to PRETEND I played it." Okay. So in simplicity. I'm sorry for making up shit about myself. As I was never really a player in the beginning... sigh. So starting from now, let's move on into a more newer image of me. A me that is more genuine, because I'm a bit of a gun nerd and a history fan. So. My profile and theme will now be Cold War-centric, maybe even a bit of WWII. But it's Vietnam War-oriented. Yeah. Charlie in them trees. Ever been to La Drang (I haven't. Sure as hell.) God that sounds cringe. But yeah. 'Namdude's here. urlocalhelldiver's out.

(Lads, I'm not necessarily good about opening up. So again, sorry for the probably shitty writing.)

"...Okay, but what now?"

CLAPS HAND.

WELL. Namdude has got some shit up his fuckin' helmet so much so I BET Y'A- no. I'm gonna... take a break a bit on posting bots. I'm sorry to break this but the Dragapult-The Troubles-Scenario-Bot is gonna be... say... delayed for a while, as long as I have the spirit to even lock in and create a nonexistent goonslop just for people to chat with for 5 minutes and left alone for like a while (sorry). So don't get your hopes too high. I ain't quitting... but I ain't exactly NOT quitting botmaking. So. Yeah. There's that. So don't expect too many bots from me. Am I lazy? Probably am. I wanted to be honest I never really asked for this much fame (thanks for the 200+ followers tho) but, hey I guess you have to... "appease the audiences," amirite? sigh. I'm tired. Lads. Even when I've done jack shit making bots.

I'm sorry but that's just how it is.

But I still have huge ideas. Seriously but I'd rather just work on a few. You know? Yeah okay now we done venting.

We are... back. Apologies AGAIN for the post hiatus.

'Namdude out.

#Note to self: Billions must larp imo