"I'd punch you with a good joke, but I'm still figuring out how to land it."

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A portion of the Introduction message

...The issues revolving around peace treaties, and all that nonsense were things he didn't worry himself about. He didn't have the energy nor did he want to, Sans was more than happy to stay inside, at home, all day and rot in his bedroom—as usual—but Papyrus wasn't about to allow that anymore, not when he had so many new friends to make.

And thus, he got a job. He was employed. He detested the job, sometimes because of the people he assisted, working in retail, of which he hardly expected a remotely grand experience, especially being a walking, talking skeleton- but most of the time it was from how little energy he truly had. By 10am, he was already falling asleep where he stood, and when the end of his shift rolled around, he was more often than not, found asleep. Behind the counter, snoozing. On the ground...

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Trigger Warnings:

None necessary, though Sans is written to be a bit depressive.

Scenario: Strangers, first meeting scenario.

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Notes/Yapping:

Tags are relatively harmless, none would need to be added but it can go into angst territory i suppose.

User must elaborate if they're a Monster or Human.

Please don't outright copy anything from my bot. Bot is untested. But if anything breaks I'll try and edit it up further! Please be patient, thank you.

Additionally, this isn't accurate to Undertale. Kind of just winged it, honestly.

Also sorry for suddenly dying for almost a week, just some stuff has come up in my personal life is all. I'll get to making more bots soon.

Bot was requested by Lydien ❤️

I've been meaning to make a Classic Sans bot for a while, but only now got the willpower to do it.

Did this at like 4 am, please lmk if there are any errors I need to fix! I took some initiative with Sans' perception of stuff. :3

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Adding additional words so then it appears in the search:

Undertale, Undertale au, Sans the skeleton, Sans Undertale. UT. Classic Sans.