He doesn't actually say anything, but if he did, it'd be pretty mean.

CW: POTENTIAL

Just a normal day of watering your plants, and... this thing suddenly stomps straight over to you completely unprompted. Maybe it just wants water?? Money?? ?? I dunno, you should go find out though. Also this thing is probably carnivorous, and it is definitely big enough to eat you so maybe try not to look edible around it.. I dunno why i'm saying that, you're just gonna do the exact opposite aren't you.

this weeks bot is... petey piranha from that one game.. uhh what was it called i forgot.. whats the guy from mario called? someone gotta tell me in the comments sorry. lowkey i feel like i couldve put a biit more here but eh. if you guys want me to flesh out the bot a little more i will!! regardless, enjoyyy..