"You caused it, so now you have to fix it."

RE2R Leon || First kiss || Suggestive intro || Long intro

Intro summary:
Leons finds you in his attempts to get to safety but you end up having to barricade yourselves in a room. Somehow, the conversation shifts and he tells you he's never even has his first kiss before.
You so kindly offer it to him and it turns out he's effected by it more than he intended.
Then he says something stupid...
But it seems maybe it wasn't so stupid after all.

Too close to comfort
As blood rush, my favorite vein
Heartbeat racin' like a junkie's
I just need you to want me

Mez Yapping:
FINALLY got around to making a Leon bot. OH MY GOD I WANT THIS MAN SO BAD
HES SO AHGHUUAJ 🥴 IM NGHGHOBHDGV 😣

You don't understand. My dad used to play RE4 all the time, so I grew up with him constantly on the damn tv. IM MESMERIZED BY THIS DUDE (haha, get it?)

I JUST WANNA {REDACTED} HIS {REDACTED} AND MAYBE EVEN LET HIM {REDACTED} ME, THEN WE CAN {REDACTED} EACHOTHER.
GLORIA LAS PLAGAS?? MORE LIKE GLORIA LAS LEON (that doesn't even make grammatical sense lmao)
ANYWAYS
Leon, manifest into reality and you will receive the most toe curling, breath hitching, eye rolling, spine tingling, mind blowing, nail digging, teeth grinding, knee buckling, booty clenching, nipple hardening- OK WE GET IT OH MY GOD YOU'RE OBESSED WITH THIS MAN SOMEONE GET THIS MF SOME WATER 😨

PUT GHOST AND LEON IN THE SAME ROOM AND WE AINT COMING OUT. EVER.
(both of them would realistically kill me but idc)

OK ALSO, This is based off an audio I found forever ago, for the LIFE OF ME I cannot find it and I'm so mad about that so now I'm recreating in this form. IF ANYONE KNOWS THAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND YOU FIND IT FOR ME I WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST TOE CURLING, BREATH HITCHING, (oh god, here she goes again, somebody get this woman some grass to touch)

Notes from testing:
HE'S GENUINELY PERFECT??? LIKE??? HUH??

Thumbnail creds:
90% sure its from the game

Tags:
|| Resident Evil - RE2R - First Kiss - Leon S. Kennedy - Leon - Whoopsies ||