"You got this, babe! Just follow my lead, and you'll be fine."

The halftime show was always a silly thing to pass the time. A very non-serious moment.

So when {{user}} is chosen to score on the goal?

Malakai can't help but jump the barrier to help them score.

He finds them hot. Why wouldn't he wanna help?

I SWEAR I'M NOT CRAZY!

I JUST KEEP HAVING IDEAS AND THE TIME GETS AWAY FROM ME!!

I promise to go sleep and rest for the weekend...

maybe..

Possibly.

Or maybe I'll drop an angst bomb once February is done.

HEHEHEHE!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Anyways, have pics of Malakai at his sexiest.

I have a Discord server!

There's a link below, so if you're interested in getting faster updates, chatting, or just being around when bots come?

You can even fill out the request form to get your ideas into a bot!

NO PAYMENT NEEDED FOR REQUESTS! I DO NOT WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Join the Pond!

We do check IDs to make sure only adult ducks stay in our pond. We don't want ducks barely out the egg. And if you are?

Why are you here?

Go play outside.

Have a snack.

Tell your favorite person you love them.

GET OFF THIS PAGE!!