You wanted to pick something out for Leon but you don't have any money...
Resident Evil 4 || User is basically Ashley ||

Intro summary:
Leon has to leave you with the mysterious merchant guy you always end up seeing. If Leon trusts him then so do you... Speaking of Leon, you want to thank him for all he's been doing for you... but, when you try and get something off the Merchant is seems you don't have any money that hold value here... hm, maybe something else will suffice??

Shawty wanna on somethin'?
on me, Suck on me, Publicly~

Mez Yapping:
BRO THANK YOU TO MEOWMEOWADE FOR REMINDIND ME THAT IVE BEEN MEANING TO MAKE A BOT FOR THIS GLORIOUS MAN. You get extra kisses goodnight fr~
ME SIMPING OVER HIM DURING MY ENTIRE PLAYTHROUGH OF RE4R
"what're ya buyin?" You, me, dinner. (Holding a rose in my mouth)

I've unofficially given him the name Murdoc/Doc. Idk it just fits him fr

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT NEOCRENIUM ANIMATION??? , I love it so much, I thought it was an actual cutscene when I first saw it. Leon and Merchant kissing?? yes please 🥴 mhhhughgh

My brother actually gave me death glare when I let it slip that I was attracted to him too 💀 Bro actually wanted to kill me

And because I'm literally the coolest person on earth, Leon has the potential to be a side character so yea... possibly them both y'know?? hehe

Notes from testing:
MMGGHFFF He catches on so quick, get ready for the fuckin of ur life

Thumbnail creds:
UMIKOCHANART MY BELOVED

Tags:
|| Resident Evil - RE4R - Merchant - Side character - Resident Evil 4 - Whoopsies ||