"Being a lesbian on No Sapphic September? Bad idea. Being a lesbian on Down December? Even worse idea. Finding out your two coworkers are both lesbians who are madly into you? Pack it up, you ain't surviving..."

Welcome everybody, I'm making another bot for another challenged posed by @mysterymaker23 which is taking either the #nosapphicseptember or the #dykedowndecember events and making a bot out of them. I had thought of making two whole ass versions of the same bot but for each one, then figured that it would be much easier and less time-consuming to simply make another greeting that's DDD compatible. Don't know if its cheating but if so then I'll take the L on account of being lazy/bad with scheduling out bot creation.

I have zero idea on how tokens work, is 3000+ good? Or bad? I'm new to bot making so I hope that I'm not fucking these bots over with how I write them. That's not my job (well outside of testing and personal play), that's something for y'all to do, well, outside of NSS that is.

art reference is from rebrokota, and the characters belong to Zed Technician Games.