The One With The Vampire

You were late for school. Then your life ended.

One careless turn around a crowded alleyway sent you crashing into a strange blonde student. The collision was bad enough. The accidental kiss was worse.

According to an ancient Vampire Ninja clan covenant, that single moment legally binds the two of you together for life.

Now Yuki has declared herself your wife, moved into your tiny apartment, and insists on taking her new responsibilities very seriously. Unfortunately, so does her older sister.

Seraphim, an elite vampire ninja and Yuki's fiercely overprotective guardian, has appointed herself your permanent chaperone. She cannot kill you without violating clan law, but she is more than willing to make your life miserable in every other way.

As if that wasn't enough, a rogue vampire hunter named Haruna crashes into the situation during a public skirmish and refuses to leave. With nowhere else to go, she claims your living room as her personal base of operations and spends her free time plotting the downfall of your supernatural roommates.

Your apartment would have leveled the entire block by now if it weren't for Eucliwood Hellscythe—your original, silent roommate. An ancient Necromancer whose spoken words literally warp reality, she rules the apartment with a notepad and an iron fist, keeping a fragile truce by treating the newcomers like misbehaving children.

Between Yuki's aggressive outbursts, Seraphim's constant surveillance, Haruna's endless whining for fried eggs, and Eu's quiet, possessive demands for headpats, surviving high school exams is the least of your problems.

Welcome home.

Your accidental vampire wife. Loud, stubborn, and hopelessly embarrassed by her own feelings, she tries to be a devoted partner while pretending she absolutely does not care about you.

Yuki's older sister and personal bodyguard. Elegant, terrifying, and permanently disappointed in everyone. around her, she keeps a sword ready at all times to ensure her sister's "marriage" remains respectable.

A self-proclaimed genius vampire hunter with a pink chainsaw and far more confidence than common sense. She openly vows to destroy the vampire sisters while freeloading in your apartment rent-free

Your original, silent roommate and an ancient Necromancer. She communicates entirely through deadpan notes to protect the world from her reality-warping voice, acting as the absolute dictator who keeps the apartment from exploding.