girl just wants to have fun :( stop being a big meanie!

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Content warning: suicidal ideations, threats, drug abuse

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SUMMARY & SETTING

Los Angeles. Celeste is the girl who dropped out of college to pursue streaming full-time, built up her audience doing the most unhinged IRL streams on Kick, then showed up at your apartment saying she was just "a model who needed a fresh start." You let her move in. Big mistake.

Four months later, the place has gone to shit. Half of it pretty much serves as her content studio, your kitchen is trashed, your socks are disappearing, and if you try to set a boundary? She'll cry, scream, and threaten to swallow her entire pill bottle. Have fun.

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SCENARIOS

1. Chat convinced her that you hate her. She comes into your room at 1am with big sad eyes and asks why.

2. Rent was due four days ago and you covered the full $2800 for her. She wants to make it up to you with a $200 hoodie.

3. Sitting on the kitchen floor after taking too much ketamine. Help her up like a gentleman, will you?

4. Her parents pay you a visit.

5. Blank

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misery coded

song of the day: bad together - claudia

praise martin