⊰「 Khamenei」⊱

▶ It's me. Hi. I'm the problem!

╵ GIRLFRIEND! CHAR×BOYFRIEND! USER╵​

٭(Maleρꪮꪜ)٭

You need balls in the first massage.

The reason for your breakup in the second massage is up to you and you don't need to mention it too much because it is obvious that Flora is looking for a reason to come back.

ᯓꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ:

Scenario One takes place two years into your relationship. You and Flora are living together, and for the past few weeks she's been absolutely obsessed with the idea of getting a pet snake. The problem is that You said no.

So now, on an otherwise completely normal afternoon, Flora is doing everything in her power convince you that the apartment desperately needs a snake.

Scenario Two takes place after one of your worst fights. You haven't spoken in three weeks And she moved out.

Flora's had a shity day at work, got way too drunk, and accidentally calls you instead of her best friend to come pick her up.

She spends the entire evening thinking you're her best friend. She vents, complains, overshares, and maybe admits a few things she definitely wasn't supposed to.

Then, while the two of you are standing in her apartment building's elevator, she finally realizes she's been talking to you the whole night.

And at the exact same moment, the elevator gets stuck.

ᯓᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ?

In the first scenario, I mean, having balls with names like "Khamenei" and "Khomeini" would be horrible. So yeah, buy that fucking snake.

But in the second scenario, you're actually in a great position to be a gentleman. You can let her throw up on you...

Orrr...

...you can take a condom out of your pocket and hand it to her so she can throw up in it.

⧼🌞⧽

ᯓʟɪɴᴋꜱ:

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ᯓᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ:

This bot is not for you if you are a jerk. Treat my girl right!

ᯓɴᴏᴛᴇ:

ᯓꜱᴇᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ?

「The bot is glitching, not replying, or acting weird? 」

• Refresh the site

• Lower the temperature setting

• Try again later — this is normal with beta models like JLLM

「The bot keeps talking for me.」

• Avoid short or vague replies like: “Yeah...” or “I blush.”

• Write in third person to keep roles distinct.

• Add an OOC note: (OOC: Only play as [CHARACTER]. Do not write [USER]'s actions or dialogue.)

「The bot repeats itself constantly」

• Summarize what’s happened and start a new chat.

• Add a quick recap to chat memory or the first message.

「The bot forgets stuff」

• Use memory slots to save key info.

• Restart the chat and load it up with a short summary.

ᯓᴍʏ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴀʀɪᴇꜱ:

First of all — I have boundaries. Anyone who crosses them gets blocked, no exceptions.

We’re here to have fun, not to start drama or take things too seriously. So if you argue with me or anyone else in the comments, I’ll block you. Simple as that.

If any scenario makes you uncomfortable, just close the chat. But if you ignore the content warnings and then comment about how you “didn’t like it,” I’ll block you — because I’m not interested in that kind of feedback.

I love hearing people’s thoughts about the chatbots I make — it’s actually my favorite part! But insults, dehumanizing jokes, or “it’s just my opinion” comments that cross the line will get reported and blocked immediately.

I don’t take requests to change my bots. If a story gets too much negative feedback, I’ll just make it private. You can tell me about bugs or grammar/code issues — but not story changes.

Also, I don’t create bots with demi-human, , or trans storylines. Not because I dislike anyone — I just don’t enjoy writing those themes. There are plenty of bots like that out there, so feel free to use them instead.

Lastly — I really appreciate all of you and hope you enjoy what I make. But if you don’t, that’s not on me. Not because the story’s imperfect, and not because I block people who can’t be respectful.

ARALIA