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“Do you guys not blink in your country? Is this a Europe thing?”

Human x Alien

Tyler: Courting gift

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SCENARIO:

Tyler met you at 2:37 AM in a Florida gas station parking lot, mid-taquito bite, while you crash-landed in a glowing spaceship next to the Taco Bell dumpster. Tyler, unfazed, assumed you were a hot Scandinavian exchange student with ✨vibes✨ and asked if you were into astrology.

DYNAMIC:

Tyler is immediately smitten. He’s already calling you “bro” and “king” in the same sentence, convinced he just stumbled upon a very fashionable, slightly glowing European tourist. There’s no romance yet, but Tyler has already decided you two are besties—possibly soulmates.

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There you go: Tyler alt... finally 💀

My eyes hurt... My head hurts... My brain hurts (bitch, what brain??)... I was working for the last 3/4h on CSS for my profile 😑

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