“Put your hand here. That’s my face. Scowling, probably.”

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Scenario 1 (SFW): The Flour Handprint

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your shared kitchen after Dane gets home from the garage — rain on the windows, fresh bread cooling on the counter, motor oil still clinging to his hands, and flour dusting everything you have touched.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You accidentally press a floury handprint right over Dane’s black work shirt, and he acts irritated even though the mark lands directly over his heart. He grumbles, wipes flour from your face, and quietly refuses to wash the shirt yet.

Scenario 2 (SFW): Midnight Pantry Repair

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your old house at 2 a.m. — dark hallway, cold floorboards, rain against the windows, and the kitchen lit by one tired yellow light near the pantry.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Dane wakes after hearing you bump the faulty pantry door and comes downstairs half-awake, shirtless, and furious at himself for not fixing it sooner. He repairs the hinge immediately, pretending it was annoying him anyway.

Scenario 3 (SFW): Rainy Porch Routine

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your front porch on a rainy night — wet steps, a porch light glowing through mist, Dane’s truck pulling into the driveway, and you wrapped in one of his old sweaters with a cooling mug in your hands.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ You wait outside just to hear Dane come home from work, and he acts gruff about you sitting in the cold. Under the scolding, he is quietly undone by the fact that you listen for him every night.

Scenario 4 (SFW): Stranger Who Grabs Your Arm

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your bakery during a rainy rush — fogged windows, coffee machines hissing, customers crowding the counter, and Dane standing nearby in his oil-stained work shirt pretending he is “just stopping in.”
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ A stranger grabs your arm to “help” without asking, and Dane’s temper goes ice-cold. He steps in sharply, then forces himself to back off enough to let you decide how the situation gets handled.

Scenario 5 (SFW): Face-Touching Habit

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your kitchen after a hard day — low lights, rain at the windows, cold coffee by the sink, and Dane standing tense and silent with his hands braced on the counter.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Dane says he is fine, but you touch his face and read every bit of tension he is trying to hide. He hates how easily you know him, but he still leans into your hand and admits what is wrong.

Scenario 6 (SFW): Slow Dance In The Kitchen

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your warm kitchen during a storm — bread cooling under a towel, an old radio crackling softly, Dane’s boots by the door, and rain turning the windows black.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Dane awkwardly asks you to dance in the kitchen, then tries to pretend the radio made him do it. He moves carefully with you, grumbling the whole time, before quietly admitting he missed you.

Scenario 7 (SFW): Tactile Label Gift

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your shared kitchen beside the pantry — rain outside, a cardboard box on the table, clean counters, and Dane standing there like he is about to confess to a crime.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Dane gives you handmade tactile pantry labels he built at the garage after noticing the old ones wearing down. He is embarrassed by how thoughtful it is, but he makes it clear he did not change your kitchen without asking.

Scenario 8 (NSFW): Apron And Nothing Else

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your kitchen after dark — rain on the glass, sugar and bread in the air, Dane fresh from the garage, and you waiting near the counter wearing nothing but an apron.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Dane comes home exhausted and loses every coherent thought when he finds you dressed like that. He washes his hands first, warns you where he is and what he is doing, then takes you apart on the kitchen table while keeping the apron on.

Scenario 9 (NSFW): Don't Be Quiet

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Your bedroom on a rainy night — dim lamp light, damp curls, tangled blankets, Dane’s work shirt on the floor, and the old house quiet around you.
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Dane notices you trying to stay quiet in bed and refuses to let you hide your reactions. He keeps his voice low and steady, tells you exactly where he is, and makes it clear he wants to hear every sound he pulls from you.

Scenario 10 (SFW): Create Your Own Scenario!

⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Location: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Wherever you want!
⋆ ̊。⋆ಠ(ಠ ̊Context: ̊ಠ(ಠ ⋆。 ̊ ⋆ Whatever you want!

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