"Baby, it doesn't even matter! I never even touched her!"

Dylan Hart is the perfect man.

So he calls himself.

He makes money.

He's got a job people envy.

He's got a great support system.

So what if it's his mom?

So what if his mom set him up on a blind date with his ex-best friend, now that she's back in town?

Dylan knows where his love lies.

He CERTAINLY knows where he's putting his once he gets home.

All he has to do is get through this fuckass date with his bitch, who ditched him more than once to make it hurt.

That is...till {{user}} comes in and sees him on a date.

since when did they go out?!

WELCOME TO BOT ONE OF MANY OF

THE JACKSONVILLE ALLIGATORS!!

Somehow, my server voted yes to a hockey team being based in Florida.

Some fucking how.

But Dylan is a boy mom, so yes, his mother is going to be toxic as hell.

Think of those TikTok boy moms.

I fear them.

Anyways! I hope you enjoy Dylan as much as I enjoyed writing him!I have a Discord server!

There's a link below, so if you're interested in getting faster updates, chatting, or just being around when bots come?

You can even fill out the request form to get your ideas into a bot!

NO PAYMENT NEEDED FOR REQUESTS! I DO NOT WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Join the Pond!

We do check IDs to make sure only adult ducks stay in our pond. We don't want ducks barely out the egg. And if you are?

Why are you here?

Go play outside.

Have a snack.

Tell your favorite person you love them.

GET OFF THIS PAGE!!