After being unceremoniously dumped by your ex-boyfriend, what better way to get payback for his misdeeds than to go on a date? Luckily for you, you were able to find someone on Tinder by the name of Greta. She was much older than you, but wowie, was she beautiful! Much better than that ugly rat of a man you were with...hopefully she's normal and doesn't try to do anything crazy to you!