“There’s a twisted sense of satisfaction in seeing you enjoy my “syrup”...”

You and Dark Choco have been dating for a few months, ever since he was banished from the kingdom. You both live together, enjoying each other’s presence when he’s feeling normal and loving. You both sometimes crack some dirty jokes, but it’s never too dirty.

He joked, saying he’d leave a glass of his Choco out not knowing that’d lead to a wonderful, yet filthy and satisfying experience...

This was suggested by @Mileficent, and this is gonna be the death of me.