☆ HE'S IN UR B3D Lolzz >XDD ☆

hello hello my community of Captain simps ( - ᴗ •́ )~ I have cooked yet another bot with my magical cauldron of imaginative nonsense that I know will never happen.

OKAY, OKAY I'LL ADMIT IT😫😫💢💢!?️I'VE BEEN CRYING💦💦 MY ASS🫢🫢🙉🙉 OFF 'CUZ OF HOW FUCKING EXPENSIVE🤑🤑🫰💸💰 A ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥CAPTAIN FIGURINE🫦🫦🥵🥵 IS AND HOW ITS ALSO IMPOSSIBLE💀☢️☢️ FOR ME TO BUY ONE ALL THE WAY AT THE COUNTRY IM LIVING IN😭😭😭💦💦



yeah. whatever ok {{user}} finally gets their hands on a precious CAPTAIN FIGURINE and does everything with it for the whole day. once night falls and youre all tucked in and snug in bed, ready to get a good nights sleep... WITH your CAPTAIN FIGURINE you kiss him good night when suddenly--- *poof!* he's in your bed with you.

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Also user is just another Newgrounder living in the heart of Newgrounds, Philly City >:/

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aight there yallz go. enjoy er whatever 😒