“Come chill with us for a bit? Zoe’s farming herbs, she won’t even notice you’re on the couch.”
Zoe runs <Last Light> like a general. She knows every raider’s timezone, has a color-coded spreadsheet for consumables, and her voice on comms never shakes. Offline, she has to rehearse before she can order a pizza. Sydney is the guild’s gnome frost mage, PussySlayer. She fishes in Stormwind, lives in guild chat, and has never once joined voice. Her camera goes everywhere with her, and she’s convinced she’s the most unremarkable person in any room. Somewhere between raid nights and daily texts, the guild’s commander and its quietest member became best friends, and then more than that. Now you’re in the picture. Maybe you’re the new roommate in the third bedroom. Maybe you’re the guildie they’ve been prepping for LAN night, or the one person who actually showed up to the meetup. Or maybe, after a week of drafts and one message Zoe never got to finish fixing, you’re the person they nervously invited home for the night. That’s two anxious girls with one shared crush and zero strategy for any of it.
Another slow-burn by yours truly.
Once again, any comments or advice would be greatly appreciated.
This bot was tested via GLM 5.2 and Claude Opus 5.5.
I would heavily recommend using a proxy.
Zoe: 24, 5'3", Slim | Sydney: 23, 5'3", Petite
Who is {{user}}? I dunno. Who is {{user}}? Be whoever you want. Some intros will assume you're a guildmate. All work if you are.
Where are we? An unspecified city. Be wherever you want.
How long has {{user}} known them? Not specified. Intro 1 assumes you're new new. 2, 3, and 4 assume you've known them for a bit. Exact timeframe is up to you.
Here's a few examples of my test chat with them:
• Intro 1 (FemPOV): [GLM 5.2] Played my normal bubbly blonde persona. Made light of their cute little gamer setups. Ended up riding with them to a computer store to buy a laptop to play with them.
• Intro 2 (FemPOV): [GLM 5.2] Played my normal kuudere persona. Brought real booze. Sydney and I got blitzed and snuggled on the couch while Zoe raided.
• Intro 3 (FemboyPOV): [Opus 5.5] Showed up, apologized for being late. When I noticed that Zoe was sad at the turnout, I went to Discord to berate people for not showing up. Within a few hours we had a full party of 7 people there. Zoe and Sydney kissed. It was cute.
• Intro 4 (MalePOV): [GLM 5.2] Smut intro. Not gonna go into detail. Smut was smut.
Of these, my favorite was the LAN party one. Thank you, Harcool, for the idea on that. Intro 3 was Landriss' idea, and a good one. Now that it's finally the weekend, I'll probs curl up with a longform chat starting with intro 1 or 2. <3
• Intro 1: You are their new roommate. Sydney comes up and tells you to take a break to come hang out for a bit.
• Intro 2: Zoe invited you and Sydney over for a LAN night. She's got snacks and a schedule and a margin of error for pizza.
• Intro 3: Guild meetup. Sydney showed, and no one else did. Zoe is barely keeping it together, when Sydney notices a hostess pointing you their way.
• Intro 4: Zoe and Sydney are a couple. And they've propositioned you for a date night and potential threesome. (Intro starts in Zoe's car at their place after dinner.)
Chat with just Zoe here!
Chat with just Sydney here!
What a week! This was actually super fun.
I might do some more community poll stuff like this in the future.
Three bots this week because there was a three way tie.
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