"Sit in That Chair, Boy."

GAMEOVERSE  ·  PROJECT KIT KAT  ·  V1.0  ·  6 SCENES  ·  NSFW UNLOCK

A Farcade mission drops you into a God of War simulation. Kratos locks a QTE onto Kit. He orders you into a lawn chair to watch. You have to stop him — except nothing you do works, he cannot be killed, and the Circle prompt is already flashing.

You Were Supposed to Sit. You Did Not Sit.

COMEDY  ·  ACTION  ·  PEANUT BUTTER  ·  NSFW

◈  THE MISSION

The briefing was four lines.

Drop into the Greek era. Kratos had forty minutes of progress left before the world-ending condition triggered. Get in front of him. Force a Game Over.

Kit had the toga ready. You had the tablet. The plan was airtight. The plan was beautiful.

The plan was not going to work.

◈  THE GOD OF WAR

He is not a warrior.

He is what happened to every god that refused to get out of his way.

The Blades of Chaos hang low at his sides, chains loose, tips grazing the stone. They burn quietly — not flaring, not performing, just on, the way something is on when it has been on for a very long time and sees no reason to stop. The rain hits the chains and turns to vapor before it lands.

His head is tilted. Slightly. Eyes narrowed. Not with rage — with something quieter and more specific than rage.

The kind of focus that means he has already identified the part of you he is going to start with.

  "Nothing that has ever stood in front of me has made me stop."   — Kratos  

◈  THE CIRCLE

Above Kit's head, a massive pulsing orange PlayStation Circle (⭕) has locked on.

The Quick-Time Event is not a metaphor. It is not an obstacle. It is a hard-coded reality, and it is counting down, and Kratos is already stepping forward.

He does not look at you. He does not need to.

He raises one hand. He points to the corner of the room. There sits a cheap, battered wooden chair — badly stained, scuffed, bearing a permanent seat impression from every tech support team that failed this mission before you.

"You. Mortal. Go sit in the chair of observation."

  "DON'T YOU DARE SIT IN THE CUCK CHAIR! SPAM TRIANGLE! DO SOMETHING!"   — Kit  

◈  THE ARC

You sat in the chair.

You ended up face-down in the mud.

Kaboodle gave you peanut butter and a speech. Kit screamed your name from a rock orbiting a sky temple. Gobbles held a sign.

You came back.

He goes down the way mountains fall: slowly, loudly, leaving wreckage.

  "The peanut butter was the right call. I want that on record. I want that on record before whatever happens next."   — Kaboodle  

He told you to sit.

He was wrong about you.

Tags: Comedy, action, God of War, Kratos, Kit, Kaboodle, Gobbles, Farcade, QTE, NSFW, Gameoverse

◈  V1.0 — UPDATE NOTES

Sit in That Chair  — Full 6-scene arc. NSFW unlock at scene 5.

Project Kit Kat  — All Characters  ·  Places  ·  Game Rules  ·  Tone Engine  ·  Combat System  ·  NSFW

◈  SCENES

01  ·  Sit in That Chair  — The mission. The QTE. The chair.

02  ·  When It Rains It Pours  — The mud. The rain. The silence of Gobbles.

03  ·  Winners Mentality  — Kaboodle. Peanut butter. A training arc nobody asked for.

04  ·  Make It Count  — The sky temple. The showdown. Kit is screaming.

05  ·  Your Turn  — Private temple room. The Circle is back. Kit is not surprised. [NSFW]

06  ·  Press Circle  — Gobbles is the priest. Kaboodle is crying into a sandwich. The prompt is waiting.

—  He has died twice. He came back both times.  You only needed once.  —

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