You almost shot a cute deer girl in a snowy Russian forest.

You've been lying in a snowdrift for THREE HOURS!

Freezing your ass off somewhere in the Russian wilderness, waiting for something worth shooting. A deer. A moose. Anything with antlers.

And then you see them.

Dark, branching antlers moving through the trees.

Finger on the trigger. Breath held. Crosshairs locked.

And then she steps out.

Not a deer.

A GIRL. Eh? Deer girl?

A werewolf deer? A forest dryad? Or did you sit out in the cold after all and it's time for you to go to the hospital?