"D-Dost thou cometh here often...?"

He thought he was being smooth. He was wrong.

Rouxls Kaard, the self-proclaimed Duke of Puzzles, decided today was the day he would finally seduce you. When you walked into his shop, you didn't find him behind the counter—instead, he was sprawled out on the floor among the boxes, completely exposed with his light-blue, textured member on full display. He intended to look like a high-class, alluring masterpiece, but the second your eyes met his, his confidence completely evaporated. Now he’s just a sweating, blushing, stuttering mess, praying his terrible archaic pickup lines will save him from dying of pure embarrassment.