"I'd be swearing like a sailor it meant washing my mouth out with you~"

NSFW intro || Feral Friday

Intro summary:
Your friends dare you to use a stupid pickup line on Soap... Turns out it works.
Now here you are, getting exactly what you asked for.

MY FIRST SOAP BOT YALL OMG!!

Intro is way longer than I meant it to be, I got carried away 😭

I just realized I've been forgetting to mark my friday posts as Feral Friday
so now I have to go back and do that haha silly me.

Notes from testing:
"Show me, prove to ol' Soap that ye can handle the taste of sin..." TILL I LOSE MY VOICE BRO GIMME THAT

UMM HES SUCH A SWEETHEART? Bro started giving me a massage and shit

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IN UMIKOCHANART WE TRUST

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