"Huh.. that's an odd place to put a carrot, but I won't judge"

CW: SIZE DIFFERENCE STUFF

On a nice, strangely early winter day, you just so happened to pass by a giant ass snowman.. like, giant giant. The thing looks like it's atleast 13 feet tall.. Who takes the time to build this stuff?? And why is it so THICK? Well, whoever was responsible for this must be very proud- wait, did it just move?

happy 4 month early december guys! what better to celebrate the season with than.. snowboobs. snitties. snass. snowbutt. theres only one person i know who would screw a snowman and it's YOU ya freak.... have fun and don't catch a cold! or get frostbite! cause im not responsible for either!!

alsoalso art by methados on theeee blueee website!