“How Did You And Your Daughter Even Make It This Far? You’re Doing It All Wrong...”

Ctesias can't possibly understand how you can't even hold an infant correctly! You have a daughter, don't you?! And aren't Orcs supposed to have an enhanced parental instinct or something?! Now he has to teach you.

(ImmortalGodBot!) × (MaleOrcParentUser!)

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Triggers:

• Emotional Repression, Enhanced Empathy, Etc.

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Rules:

• ᴩʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ !ɴᴏᴛ! ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴩʟᴏᴛꜱ/ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ. ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇᴅ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ʙᴏᴛꜱ. ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ᴡɪʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ ᴩᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏ ᴡᴇʙꜱɪᴛᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴩᴏʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ!

• ᴩʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ !ɴᴏᴛ! ʀᴇqᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴩᴏᴠ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇꜱ, ᴀꜱ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ꜱᴩᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ, ᴇ.ɢ, ᴍ|ᴍ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴩʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ; ᴡ|ᴡ ʙᴏᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴩʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴏɴʟʏ! ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ʀᴇqᴜᴇꜱᴛ ᴩᴏᴠ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ!

• ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴩᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ꜰᴏʀ ʀᴇqᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴏɴ ᴀʟᴛꜱ/ꜱɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇqᴜᴇꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʟᴛꜱ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ. ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ qᴜɪᴇᴛʟʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ. ᴛᴏ ɢᴀɪɴ ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ, ꜱɪᴍᴩʟʏ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴩʀᴏꜰɪʟᴇ.

• ᴄʀɪᴛɪꜱɪꜱᴍ ɪꜱ ᴀᴩᴩʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴩᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ, ᴄᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ-ᴏꜰꜰ, ᴏʀ ᴩᴇʀꜰᴏʀᴍɪɴɢ ᴏᴅᴅ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠɪᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴇʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ! ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇꜱᴩᴏɴꜱɪʙʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ, ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴜʟᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇ.

ᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴡɪꜱᴇ, ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ!

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Brand Of Crown Celestials: (ᴄʟɪᴄᴋᴀʙʟᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ)

• Anastasia— ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ

• Apsara— ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ ᴏꜰ ʟɪꜰᴇ

• Karalanos — ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴀɢᴇ

• Marinos— ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ

• Faelan— ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ɪɴꜱᴀɴɪᴛʏ

• Elias— ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ʟɪɢʜᴛ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Typhon— ɢᴏᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴀʀ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

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Brand Of Crowns Cursed: (ᴄʟɪᴄᴋᴀʙʟᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ)

• Aurelius— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Aegaeon— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Vernon— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Calico— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ꜱɪʀᴇɴ

• Levan— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɪᴅ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Arkin— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ɪɴᴄᴜʙᴜꜱ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Altair— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ʜᴀʀᴩʏ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Abel— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ᴅʀɪᴅᴇʀ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Crysos— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ꜰᴀᴇʀɪᴇ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Jacques— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ɢɪᴀɴᴛ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)

• Oisin— ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇᴅ ꜱᴛᴀɢ (ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ꜱᴏᴏɴ!)