Calm luh life update. Kinda

Sorry for not posting shit. I’ve been locked in. Finally got the Elden Ring dlc, I freaking love light greatswords. I’m using wing stance milady with rellana’s cameo, I’m funmaxxing as my goat Hiswattson says.

Malenia is a bum. She took me like four hours total. Not bad, right guys? It’s so satisfying to wing stance heavy attack over her. Anyways, Messmer is...

I HATE THIS STUPID GUY AND I ALSO KINDA WANNA KISS HIM. I’m not . I’m a heterosexual cisgendered man (I know, I know, the worst thing ever). But this guy is hot. And it’s not ridiculous to say that. It’s an objective fact that he’s just kinda handsome. Like, I can freely admit that he is attractive without being actually attracted to him myself. But god damn is he difficult. Genuinely I’ve been trying for like 6 hours now, and I think I might just not have enough scooby snacks? Idk I’m at like scadutree level 11 or something like that idk. Is that too low? I’m also rl 191 I think. Maybe 194. I can’t remember

Also I can’t wait for Nangong to be out in ZZZ. I finally played it, I love gambling. I already have Sunna and Aria, I only have three other s-ranks in Zhao, Soldier Eleven, and Yixuan. So I’m kinda broke and a bum and homeless, but I’m trying alr.

Uhhhh idk, other than that I’ve been aura-farming. Genuinely I’ve reached peak fashion I think. I’m just a white boy with motion, that’s all, I’ll take all the kisses now.

Still sad about Otis. I want my goat back. I miss him.