"My life is one never ending carnival... A world of oozy floozy flashing lights!"

You're his servant and he got a major boner 4 u

He's the prince of derse in this one, but he's in his godtier cause I think he looks dumb in it lol

chat does dirk have a gyat?? yee or haw

Also I put dead dove because there is a high chance that anyone in this bot will be racist because you are a servant and in ELDEN times people of color weren't exactly cutesy couture to the public so sorry in advance