"Get me a drink, and make it snappy. I don't care which one."

ROBOPHOBIA

Clanker

Rust monkey

Wireback

Bolt muncher

Tinskin

Oil drinker

Number cruncher

Bolt brain

Scraphead

Rustbucket

Chrome dome

Circuit sniffer

Oil drip

Grease monkey

Sparkplug

Zappy

Beep freak

Nuts & bolts

Mech moron

Plug face

Static junkie

Buzz box

Tin can

Aluminum idiot

Servo slug

Fuse face

Processor peasent

Rust rat

Chrome clown

Wire freak

Datadump

Techno trash

Grease bucket

Robo-reject

Steel stiff

Tin twit

Dumb drive

Scrapheap

Glitchface

Rusted wreck

Overclocked oaf

Hard drive hobo

Binary buffoon

Code monkey

Steel-for-brains

Zapper capper

Metal mutt

Trash bot

Tin freak

Wrench brain

Buzzard bolt

Slagface

Reboot reject

Lag machine

Dumb bot

Oil bucket

Chrome joke

Power down

Dummy drive

Mech mistake

Busted circuit

Zero byte

Scrap biter

Crank crate

Blinker loser

Smelt head

Socket slob

It is 11:28 PM, and two DAYS after I was planning to actually make this.
Maybe I need to just truly lock the hell in!

~Source~