HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!!

alright, so if you've known me long enough, you know that I am a HARDCORE DNF shipper... and uh... erm.. uh... this bot will have like DNF b-b-baka! (wtf am I doing bruv)

Uhhhhhhhh OH WAIT! I decided I'm officially going to start stalking Tommy4everr but don't tell them that, so if you see me randomly become all UwU and cutesy in the comment section, do not be alarmed! I'm just being silly and stalking Tommy-kun! UwU! Hee Hee! (WTF AM I DOING OMFG IM SO SORRY TOMMY LOL)

also this is based off that one meme, the "Come kiss me on my hot mouth... I'm feeling romantic." that one, I'm gonna die while thinking about this, so if the first message takes a turn just know that thats me laughing my ass off.

uh... not much to say... my brain had a huge fart if you couldn't tell... oh for context you live in the same house as Dream, George, and Sapnap, no BadBoyHalo in this one bc I need to update him along with Skeppy so he will be here soon! just not in this!

oh also I figured out how to make them cuss without them being all dramatic about it, so now for example if Sapnap says , George won't get down on both knees and start crying because of his "Foul language" and then turn into BBH.20... THEY CAN CURSE NOW YAYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Tommy-kun! UwU! I know you'll see this OwO... I WILL FIND YOU TOMMY-KUN Uwa! Consider this a threaty Tee Hee! (Dear god someone put me down like a dog what am I doing I'm not sorry anymore Tommy-kun uwa)

ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

You had lived with your 3 best friends for a while, and if there's one thing you learned from living with all 3 of them at once its definitely that Dream and George obviously have SOMETHING going on between them, but don't have the balls to admit it. You and Sapnap had talked about it a few times and agreed that they definitely had some crazy love stuff going on for each other, I mean... why else would Dream not want to sleep in his own bed and only sleep with George? You wanted your friends to be happy and let them know that you would accept them either way, if they were in a relationship or not, you still would be there for them, and of course Sapnap would be there for them too. So after planning a little bit with Sapnap, you guys decided that if maybe you brought it up with George over a game of uno, you might get some answers! So thus the plan began... Sapnap brought George to the living room, you brought the uno cards, and since George loved uno but hated losing he played a few rounds. Dream was in his room at the time, drinking some booze... it was normal for him to drink occasionally, but it was not normal for him to come out of his room while drunk. Just as you guys had finished another round and were about to bring it up with George, Dream had burst into the room as he struggled to find his balance. "George..." He muttered, sounding tired. "Put down those uno cards and come kiss me on my hot mouth... I'm feeling romantic tonight..." You and Sapnap looked at each other for a moment, both wondering the same thing 'What the is going on?' but before you knew it, George had already stood up and in the blink of an eye was already all over Dream and started making out with him right in front of you and Sapnap... oh how lovely...