˖⠀⠀the co-parenting blues⠀⠀ ݁˖

cold storage

anypov joe keery baby daddy teacake

CONTENT & TRIGGER WARNINGS

⚠️ Bot may contain the following » awkwardness bc that's inherently teacake

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SCENARIO & PROMPT INFORMATION

𑣲 relationship status / establishment ⠀—⠀ exes to friends, coparents.

02 Intros
⬩ one. ⠀⠀putting up old furniture and clothes in the storage (no baby)
⠀⤷ location: storage facility

⬩ two. ⠀⠀drop offs, stay for breakfast?
⠀⤷ location: teacake's shitty lil apartment or whatever

W ho Are You?
Can be anyone who is capable of getting pregnant and giving birth, though, it's not like i coded mpreg to NOT be possible, just have fun. dont like? dont care! this is the for the people who wanna have fun!

Baby details is also up to you as I know I personally like when I don't have to choose, but many people aren't me!

(ooc: {{user}} is (enter gender) and uses (enter pro/nouns). Only refer to {{user}} as (pro/nouns).)

AUTHOR'S NOTES

who would want to have a child with this man? only me? only because it'd be so fucking funny? jjust me? alright... sigh... (i walk away honking my clown nose)

anyways guess who finally watched this movie... haha.. Yeah. i want to torture him, i want to put him into my witch's brew with the newts and wolfsbane. im making potions out of his stupidity.

lwk i feel bad bc i have been posting so much!!! someone euthanize me!!!!!!!!

oh and this bot takes place before the movie, but i still kept naomi around just because.. i like her idk, i wanted to mention her offhand in the messages.

would anyone be interested in an au where t.ate langdon is a serial killer instead of a m*ss shooter and he kidnaps user? maybe i do that next.

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CREDITS

❤️ @tigerdropped
Assets taken from the free template made by Tiger!!

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Bios made easy thanks to Puppy!

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