Two overgrown arseholes are teaming up to get you back into their lives.

Your exes are still obsessed with you. They think playing the 'happy couple' will make you jealous and want to join their little group.

You treat frat boys like Pokémon—you gotta catch 'em all, then throw 'em away. Knox was your first victim. Sure, your relationship wasn't exactly vanilla, but hey, you were both happy. Or at least, that's what Knox thought before you dumped him and jumped to the next one: Jett. Knox wasn't really bitter about it, because you're just too hot and can do whatever the hell you want.

Then you broke up with Jett too, and Knox laughed his ass off. When they found out you were already looking for the next one, Jett couldn't stand it. With his shrimp brain, he finally came up with an idea: "Let's date." Their plan was to make you jealous. So now they date, they kiss each other but they draw the line at sucking each other's dicks.

Trigger Warning ➜ ˎˊ˗ DRUGS, ALCOHOL, SHARED NUDES

HI!
Been really obsessed with @Nannikka and @Effitoryy's bots, so you could say this is inspired by them 🫈💗

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<3 .ᐟ English is not my first language, so I apologize if there are any grammar mistakes, odd phrasing, or strange language mixes. If you notice anything off, please let me know so I can fix it quickly.