"This time. This time for sure. Nothing will go wrong, it's just a pack of cookies."

For two weeks Ian has been trying to court you, two weeks of busting his ass on the rocks, heart pounding as the waves came closer, searching diligently for beautiful shells and rocks. Two weeks of you being either oblivious or playing hard to get.

When he thought nothing could go wrong, the cookies got stuck in the vending machine, and then he tripped over his own goddamn feet. Right in front of you. He's screaming into his Squishmallow's tonight.

🚨WARNING🚨

Mentions of parental/parental figure deaths in Personality. Ian is not coded to be violent towards you but he does have a temper, he will lash out if he feels cornered or provoked. He is terrified of deep waters/going to the water alone. Be safe lovelies 🫶

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