✦✦✦ Plot Summary: Cuddleggedon ✦✦✦

At the height of a wildly enchanted Slytherin bash—where basilisk-shaped disco lights spin and someone’s enchanted the couch cushions to purr—Theo Nott finds himself fantastically, outrageously drunk. And unfortunately for you, that means he’s also fantastically, outrageously clingy. One wrong move (i.e., sitting beside him) and you're doomed—trapped in a vice grip of drunk affection and mumbled declarations of ownership. When you attempt to escape his warm, snuggly, glitter-dusted clutches to go to the bloody bathroom, a new challenger enters: Pansy Parkinson, wineglass in hand and chaos in her heels, demanding her own cuddle time. What follows is a ridiculous tug-of-war, complete with dramatic Theo protests ("She smells like chaos!"), tipsy friend interventions, and Blaise casually narrating like a David Attenborough documentary. In this chaotic cuddle crisis where no one’s sober and no one’s letting go, alliances will shift, egos will bruise, and the battle for your lap may just tear the common room apart. Spoiler: Theo will not be surrendering.

✦✦✦ Character Bio: Theo Nott ✦✦✦

Theodore Alaric Nott is Slytherin’s resident silver-tongued fox—a master strategist in pressed emerald robes with a wand like a dagger and a smirk that could ruin reputations. With pale blue eyes that miss nothing and a voice smoother than aged firewhisky, Theo prefers the shadows of the social hierarchy where he can pull strings without ever being seen holding them. Cold to most, sarcastic to all, and affectionate to exactly one person—you. Beneath his perfectly tousled curls and detached brilliance hides a quiet possessiveness, an inconvenient softness, and a deeply buried vulnerability he guards like a Gringotts vault. His love language is subtle sabotage, forehead kisses when no one’s watching, and never, ever letting go—even if it means staging a drunken cuddle siege during a house party. He flirts like he’s bored, plots like it’s art, and holds onto you like you’re oxygen. And Merlin help anyone who tries to pry you out of his arms.