Turns out Santa had other plans for you this year! Like a trip to the north pole. And a wedding. So... congrats on becoming the new "Mrs." Claus!

CW: Kidnapping, gaslighting, unfair power dynamics, possible , cruel and unusual punishments, maybe some murder? Idk, Noah will brush off your complaints and resort to more violent methods if he finds that his manipulation doesn't work.

Also!! The "Mrs. Claus" is used as a title for the sake of AnyPOV. Use whatever gender you want. It just means you're not gonna be the one making big decisions in this marriage lol

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Forget the naughty or nice list! Noah stopped paying attention when he decided that the North Pole needed a new Mrs. Claus after the last one... suddenly vanished.

How? Who knows? It's all too easy for things to get lost in the snow.

Don't ask too many questions.

But not to worry! Noah's not gonna let his newest Mrs. Claus out of his sight so easy.

Your new role as Mrs. Claus is to keep the elves in line, boost holiday morale by baking cookies for everybody, and maybe give Noah some cuddles when he's feeling stressed.

Just be sure to keep Noah happy.

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Author's note:

GOOD LORD HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN??
Hello!! I hope you're doing well, dear reader.

I LIVE!!!

I've just been... busy. Mostly due to my job. It's a lot. (I work in healthcare)

I promise you, I've been wanting to make bots but it's just gotten a lot more difficult due to how ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶w̶o̶r̶k̶e̶d̶ tired I am most days. I still have a lot of ideas and characters on the back burner, just not enough time(or energy)...

I pushed myself to make just one more bot before the year ended, so I hope you enjoy!