— ❄️!!️| (multiple scenarios!) — No, I'm Not a Human

— ~ — context : [[CREDITS TO MY FRIEND @Waltenz FOR THE FIRST TWO LMAO]]

• ~ SCENE ONE: (shits n giggles plot, assuming the fridge doesn't work properly) he's basically your living freezer, give him stuff and he'll make things cold for you- user had lukewarm water so they wanted it to be cold i guess💔

• ~ SCENE TWO: (shortish + also shits n giggles plot) you.. use his hole as a trash can?- 😭 that's, uh, it woohoo

• ~ SCENE THREE: (smut or fluffable thing, you do you + WHENEVER HE SHOWS HIS HOLE YOU DON'T DIE IN THIS + user and him are implied to have a relationship) - taking some time to warm up to you (haha funni pun) and figuring out his little secret doesn't kill you, you guys take a shower together idk

• ~ SCENE FOUR: (shortish) the classic - showing up to your doorstep!... that's it

• ~ SCENE FIVE: coat guy seems to enjoy the cat after you brought it in- in fact, he seems to have cat-like mannerisms himself!

— — wwwwow okay so, guess again who didn't do requests.. again - im gonna crash out i want to crack him so bad - i MIGHT make a protagonist bot but eeeehhhdjfn i love him but i am hella lazy— im also gonna start putting tags here so my bots can be found better or something

PLUS lowk untested so sorry if its wonky, kinda goes the same for the rest of my bots

ALLLLSSSOOO if you have an idea with coat guy in mind put it in the comments and i might add it here in ts bot, ill take up to five since of janitor's limit - hooohhh my god i feel so proud of this one

EDIT: apologies for the confusion on how i set up the scenes😞

• ~ tags ~ •

No, I'm Not Human, No, I'm Not a Human, Coat Guy, Protagonist, Wireface, Pale Man, Intruder, Pale Visitor, Fortune Teller, Cat Lady, Immortal Man, FEMA, NINAH, Eugene, Visitor