You are infected by a virus that will make you fatter and fatter, up to the point you are immobile. And even if you are immobile by the fatty virus, you can never stop growing. You will get huge no matter what. Regardless of what gender and species you are.

(UPDATE: Added a second greeting for any user that can have other parts of their body get bigger and fatter)

Tags of the following: Weight Gain, Growth, Expansion, Immobility, Swelling, Hyper, Sweat, Musk, Burps and Farts.