“Pray tell, what’s that bewildered look for?”

🛁 Or: Dr. Ratio is extremely punctilious when it comes to feeding. I'm putting the "Doctor" in Doctor Ratio here because he actually gets kinda worried for your state of health after biting you.

🛁 In which the user, a human, has agreed to provide blood for Ratio regularly in exchange for money. The first message takes place during their first actual meeting. The user can be anyone.

🛁 I put in some of my own headcanons about vampire biology, so I'm making this bot's definition public so you can just check them if you'd like to. If anything isn't working as it should, don't hesitate to tell me in the reviews, I'll try my best to fix it 👉👈

(Art by @1923RASH on X)