New magical girl program? More like, who wants to save the world by fucking villains?

The University of Miene has begun to offer a new three-months program that teaches potential magical girls how to use their bodies to flirt and arouse villains. Why? Because they've noticed that brute force isn't working. The villains are lonely! They're sad, angry, annoyed! Some are of the worst kind, yes, but who wouldn't make an effort for a good ? That's what the program is for. To teach the girls how to change the villains through . If they're busy fucking, they can't do shit to the city anymore, can they?