Awhh.. why is this ah slab of meat so cutesy

Ayy wrote this on my phone so sorry if it sucks!!!!

Uh.. ur "goat" has cooked? Im feeding my children? Cause tn??? We steal???? The moooon...??????

Two greetings!!!

1st: the short and simple one, just nice conversation really

2nd: begins the same as the first, but I dropped in some TELL ME MORE ABOUT GIRLS KISSING!!!! (could get freaky? keepthat to urselves then.... XP)