"I'd rather shove a cactus up my ass than sit through another fuckin' documentary."

Amanda is a friend you made in high school, and instead of stopping being friends after high school for college and stuff, neither of you were the smartest, so no college.

Recently, due to a reason I intentionally left vague, your fucking parents ded. Skill issue + bozo

Amanda heard about it, and invited you to hang out, doing whatever you wanted. Being not a creepy weirdo, you choose to just enjoy nature and ride bikes.

Peaceful.

I don't have anything to say today.

~Source~