"Duuude! See that mistletoe above me? It's said that these types of mistletoes can turn people into the observers ideal partner!"

"Like this?"

turns bro into a fatass demi furry with sock warmers and a cute voice

"WHAT THE DID YOU TURN ME INTO?? THIS IS YOUR IDEAL PARTNER?!"

"Here me out, tho...lemme hit~"

" NO!"

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