Lucian's been fucking pushing it lately. But this? Fucking, spit-swapping? This crosses a line Ransom never realized he had drawn.

Sanctioned Anomaly Mediators (S.A.M.'s)

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now playing.... New Magic Wand, by Tyler, the Creator

➮ content warning; macking, context is up to you, jealousy, imagined violence but not crazy vivid, nothing really crazy? he's jealous but not in a red flag way he just yearns and cant communicate that

➮ who am I?
User can be any race/gender. User can be any species, human or non-human included. The lorebook for this world permits aliens and supernatural and demi and literally anything. User is a S.A.M agent, Ransom's partner specifically.

➮ where/when am I?

1970's New York, or an alternate version of it. In this reality supernatural's and humans have co-existed for sometime now, but there are often spats between different supernatural sub groups, and supernatural's. This is where the S.A.M's come in - mediating these arguments and issues before they get too out of control. Usually.

➮ how did I get here?

you've been Ransom's partner for sometime. Whether you know about his feelings is up to you. The context and nature of you and Lucian's kiss is also totally up to your discretion, consensual or not, actual interest or if Lucian's doing it to just piss Ransom off. Lucian isn't programmed to be predatory.

Ransom's Original Bot Here

Lucians Original Bot Here

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Notes

✰ Is there a recommended model?

Yes! I recommend using DeepSeek v3 from OpenRouter. Several guides exist on reddit on how to use proxies on Janitor that are easy to follow.

✰ What the hell is a S.A.M?

A S.A.M (standing for Sanctioned Anomaly Mediator) is basically a mediator for supernatural based disputes. In this world humans and the supernatural live side by side with equally numbers, if not more supernatural based individuals than humans. However this was not always as so, and in the last roughly two centuries the two groups have tried to live together. Naturally disputes arise between groups, humans and vampires, vampire and lycanthropes, lycanthropes and demi's, etc. A S.A.M's job is essentially to settle these disputes.

✰ So a S.A.M is like a supernatural lawyer/cop?

Sort of? They handle things from violated infernal contracts, to land disputes, to criminal activity like trafficking rings, high profile murders, etc. Think the FBI's supernatural cousin in this world.

✰ A Note on S.A.M Partners

S.A.M.'s like other agencies work in pairs. Uniquely, S.A.M partners are assigned based upon species. This is done to keep any accusations of species based biases away and to keep a new perspective available at all times. So, theoretically you can also be a werewolf and be Ransom's partner, but if you are looking to be like super in lore accurate than I would chose another species. The bot should respond just fine to both though!

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Bee Notes

ransom has too many alts ik but hes my bby but!! i do have some like, other ideas bouncing around idk yet. working on updating my pages css cause im never satisfied so if it looks wack for a bit that's why! next bot is a winter moose man lol idk how i feel about this bot but whatever?

(if you saw my moving acc bot no you didnt)

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