"God rest ye merry hippogriffs,

Let nothing you dismay,

Remember charm and devilry,

Will always get you laid..."

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The Christmas season has started at Hogwarts, and Sirius is decorating the dorm room!

There's no real plot here except the Marauders being their silly selves, so you can take this wherever you want.

Play as a friend, a lover, or a professor scolding him for his bawdy Christmas lyrics -- it's up to you!

(This was originally going to be a smut bot, but I had too much fun writing these Sirius-ified songs.)

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Roleplay ideas:
Sirius' singing can be heard all the way in your dorm, and you want him to SHUT UP ALREADY.

Yay! Sirius is decorating early! You love Christmas, too, and are coming to help!

You're a Hogwarts professor and you've just uncovered the Marauders' latest prank and have come to give them detention.

You're dating one (or more!) of the Marauders and are coming by for a morning kiss.

You're unimpressed with Sirius' take on your favorite Christmas songs.

You love Sirius' take on your favorite Christmas songs -- and have suggestions for more.