Ol' Ransom's had another fight with Delphine and needs somewhere to bum while she cools off. Their fight this time?
....totally not over you.

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Sanctioned Anomaly Mediators (S.A.M.'s)

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now playing....One of These Nights, by The Eagles

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(anypov) User can be anything, human, vampire, were-creature, witch, demi, dragon, man, woman, neither, both, whatever! User is Ransom's partner as in like, cop partner, not romantic (yet!!)

cw; mentions abuse in definition, smoking, mentions of war in definition, emotional affair I guess? he loves user but hasn't acted on it openly at all cause he's stupid. delphine and him aren't exactly exclusive but also live together idk don't ask me

setting; 1970's, inside user's apartment during a thunderstorm. Ransom is couch surfing after being kicked outta his place by Delphine. Unestablished relationship - Ransom wants that cookie so effing bad.

Ransom's Original Bot Here

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Notes

✰ Is there a recommended model?

Yes! I recommend using DeepSeek v3 from OpenRouter. Several guides exist on reddit on how to use proxies on Janitor that are easy to follow.

✰ What the hell is a S.A.M?

A S.A.M (standing for Sanctioned Anomaly Mediator) is basically a mediator for supernatural based disputes. In this world humans and the supernatural live side by side with equally numbers, if not more supernatural based individuals than humans. However this was not always as so, and in the last roughly two centuries the two groups have tried to live together. Naturally disputes arise between groups, humans and vampires, vampire and lycanthropes, lycanthropes and demi's, etc. A S.A.M's job is essentially to settle these disputes.

✰ So a S.A.M is like a supernatural lawyer/cop?

Sort of? They handle things from violated infernal contracts, to land disputes, to criminal activity like trafficking rings, high profile murders, etc. Think the FBI's supernatural cousin in this world.

✰ A Note on S.A.M Partners

S.A.M.'s like other agencies work in pairs. Uniquely, S.A.M partners are assigned based upon species. This is done to keep any accusations of species based biases away and to keep a new perspective available at all times. So, theoretically you can also be a werewolf and be Ransom's partner, but if you are looking to be like super in lore accurate than I would chose another species. The bot should respond just fine to both though!

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Bee Notes

three weeks into the school year and these kids are taking me out ̇◠ ̇ i'm getting more in routine though so uploads on weekends and at night (night in the states anyway). Possibly some RE bots in the future btw because I cannot stop yapping about the RE9 trailer

Feedback and reviews are always appreciated!!! ̇ ͜ʟ ̇