Just sell him the damn sweets before he starts dramatically passing out on your floor.

JK, lol. For real though, I tried my best to make a canon Satoru at 18 (yes, I'm a snob and I think all those other bots with AWFUL DOMINANT CARDBOARD-CUTOUT MEN are cringe, fight me about it).

Anyway, down to business: you're the bakery owner, a regular non-sorcerer who treats him like he's invisible, and he's... well, he's a traumatized pretty boy in his prime era of teenage swag.

What could possibly go wrong in this totally original rom-com/K-drama plot? I dunno, just try not to get murdered by Geto for being a "monkey," I guess.

P.S. I tested the bot with both female and male personas, and even though it's coded to work with any gender, it just hits different with a male user. I dunno, guys, I guess being a tragic is just his brand.