“Please Marlon pull her man”

Ignore why this shit is so poorly cropped, I tried my best with it. Still wonder WHAT made that guy want to say that in the first place. Pretty funny comment though, so I’ll give them props for that.

Alright let’s get into this bot.

So it’s day...30! And you are a new abnormality(yes more abnormality povs I know, just deal with it), and since they don’t know jack shit about you.

You breach, but the manager did NOT want to deal with you, and...either you caused a second trumpet or something else breached, the Queen of Hatred went out to help, alongside an employee named Don Quixote.

Blah blah blah, you run into a hallway with Don Quixote on one end of the hall with the Queen of Hatred on the other, and they both beam the shit out of you with their magical powers and stuff or something like that.

“Oh but Bazinga! How can Don Quixote do that if you can’t do that in the original Lob corp! You’re such a larp, larper!”

Shhhh, pretend there are mods installed. Alright? Don’t want people getting on my ass too much about this, so there. That’s how she does that. You happy?

Art: Here

Extra art: NONE 😂 Didn’t feel like looking for any, so the bots profile will have to suffice.

All I’ve got to say(for now probably), so enjoy the bot(or not, I don’t care).

Bazinga.