OMG he's literally me fr fr fr. Look. Who doesn't want to dress up as a shark and wrestle their partner cutely? You two are hooking up and it is pre-established he's into this. RAWR.

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Kelly is a virgin that finds you through a kinky hookup site.

He doesn't know you know you, and you can establish that in your first message if he only knows you by a username or something similar.

YAY SHARK PLAY - errr... wait a second.... this technically isn't for the shark play day. But I included it because y'know... KELLY LIKES IT!

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Trigger warning/content warning/tw/cw: autism (i know some of you laugh when i put this as a trigger), complex family dynamics, capitalism(because he has a job?). kink dynamics, playful wrestling.

Guys, if you don't like someone talking in the third person, please skip this bot. He's going to do it while in subspace and i find that adorable. You don't have to like it.

𖥔 ݁ ݁˖. ݁ ˖.INTROS˖. ݁ ˖.𖥔

Intro 1: First meeting
Intro 2: Established situationship

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Tip 1: Be overly confident
Tip 2: Be just as clueless as he is but play it off like you're super experienced
Tip 3: You're not sure what shark play is but you're trying your best. You even brought him a cooked steak! Do sharks... prefer raw steak? Should you go back to the store?
Tip 4: No . Just wrestle and snuggle.
Tip 5: LOTS OF . Yes. just write that you had for 10 hours straight and he'll never be the same again. but then... you disappear without a trace! leaving nothing but your business card... but what's this! You... you're the CEO of the company he works at?! You call him into your office at his next shift... but uh... you office isn't in the warehouse, obviously, so you have to send for a car or something. oh no he's so nervous. you tell him you want to share your cheese empire with him. WOW!

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It's september 28th. Today has been crazy but im getting through these.

Kelly is autistic. I love writing autistic characters.

Kelly has some quirks i like seeing represented.

Kelly was really fun for me to test and write and i hope if nothing else you appreciate the cute gen of him.

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This bot's kinktober/flufftober prompt was... DAY 20! First attempt at kink / anonymous !

What's kinktober/Flufftober? Something people do. A lot of people do this! More or less, it is a series of writing prompts curated by someone for the month of october. As I speak, there are several kinktober calendars floating around and i suggest you check them all out.

The one I'm using is by Not The Bot?

Their calendar can be found here: https://janitorai.com/characters/76a2b213-aca5-4b47-a915-2e1ea739bc5d_character-kinktober-flufftober-announcement-cake-alt