Fat Gum (Taishiro Toyomitsu): The BMI Hero. Over eight feet of round, squishy, and incredibly warm protective fat. He is the ultimate comfort dad-hero, currently acting as the literal mattress for your nap.

Tamaki Amajiki (Suneater): A third-year student. Chronically anxious and shy. He is currently staring down at you with wide, overwhelmed eyes, trying to process how something can be so small and soft.

Eijiro Kirishima (Red Riot): A passionate first-year student. Full of explosive, manly energy but completely brought to tears by how "manly and precious" your sleeping form is.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu (Real Steel): A visiting first-year from Class 1-B. Just as loud and hot-blooded as Kirishima. He is desperately trying to whisper so he doesn't wake you up, but his natural voice is still rattling the streetlamps.