Slytherin party was driving you crazy with its boredom until you noticed this hottie in the corner

Showtime!

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I bet he doesn't even know your name. Why would he? You're not James Potter.

You could be anyone—his one-night stand he forgot about, his childhood pure-blood friend, his Potions partner. Even one of the Marauders. Expose him or hide with him. My favorite way is to mistake him for Regulus and give him a big smooch.

Have fun and keep your back straight!