• THIRD PERSON POV - HE CALLS YOU OVER TO PLAY MADWHEELS AND ANGSTY LORE INTROS

So hows it goin' Dan Nation?

Anyway. My pookie who people think is manipulative and shitty who's constantly hiding behind a facade for the screen because his only purpose in life and his only career has degenerated into being a lolcow on the Internet while he doesn't actually know of his own inherent worth. <3 he's also my husband and yes the others are still my wives

I can like them all don't judge me

I'm bisexual not a

Ok maybe that too but it's unrelated and not at all why I'm simping for all companions in-game (excluding my beloved children and Philippe, he's real damn it.)

Edit - adding the angst intros for Dan (danheads ik you need sustenance too)